May 27, 2013

A Bedtime Story with Bears

It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just waking up.

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl and sees it is empty. “Who’s been eating my porridge?” he cries.

Papa Bear then arrives at the breakfast table. After he sits in his big chair he looks into his big bowl, and sees it’s also empty. “Who’s been eating my porridge?” he roars.

Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, “Oh for goodness sake! How many times do we have to go through this?

It was Momma Bear who got up first.

It was Momma Bear who woke everyone in the house.

It was Momma Bear who made the coffee.

It was Momma Bear who threw in a load of clothes.

It was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away.

It was Momma Bear who went out in the cold morning to fetch the newspaper.

It was Momma Bear who set the table.

It was Momma Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat’s water and food dish.

And now that you’ve decided to drag your lazy bodies downstairs and grace Momma Bear’s kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good cuz I’m only going to say this one more time…

I HAVEN'T MADE THE PORRIDGE YET!”

9 comments:

  1. I've never seen a bear eatin' porriage. Heard 'bout it but never seen it. I have, on the other hand, seen my sister Tess eatin' the peeps' porriage. She likes the cream. purrs

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  2. ha hha - M and I are laughing so hard at this. You are so funny!

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  3. Mol!! Lol!! Sounds so familiar and rings true!
    Purrs,
    Kitty & Loretta

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  4. Awww dis is so bery cute we just love it fanks fur being the great story teller that you are we look forward to seeing more!

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  5. *laughs* Oh yes, Nan MUCH prefers this variation of the fairy tale - so much more accurate !! Good one Herman !

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