July 21, 2014

#SimpleSolution to a Problem


DORI: I'm so upset, Peaches. Opie's in trouble!

PEACHES: What did he do this time?


DORI: He marked the door where Mom feeds Frank and the raccoons. Daddy will be hissed! I wuv Opie. Who will I wrassle wif if he has to leave?


PEACHES: That doesn't happen here. Our mistakes are forgiven. This is a Forever Home. However, you're right. Daddy just painted that door and he will be hissed. But you can help Opie by cleaning it up before Daddy sees it.

DORI: Of course! I will do anything to save my favorite brofur. What do I use?


PEACHES: Well, it so happens that Chewy.com sent Herman a bottle of SIMPLE SOLUTION STAIN + ODOR REMOVER. It has a Pro-Bacteria and enzyme formula that eliminates cat stains and odors and it helps prevent repeat marking! Satisfaction Guaranteed!



DORI: That's good enough for me! I'll clean up Opie's mess and Daddy will never know.


 DORI: Okay SIMPLE SOLUTION STAIN + ODOR REMOVER. Get to work!


DORI: *pat pat* I love this stuff. I saved Opie from getting the boot. Or at least, saved Mommy the trouble of cleaning up the mess before Daddy saw it.


DORI: Job well done, if I say so myself. Now... Reward time!



PEACHES: My family is strict about Truth in Advertising. We never promote products that we don't believe in. So let me reassure you, we love this product and use it faithfully.

In fact... the day this bottle of SIMPLE SOLUTION STAIN + ODOR REMOVER arrived, Herman had an appointment at the vet. He was having UTI problems again. Well, on the way home in the van, he asked Mom to sit in her lap. But then he jumped into the back of the van, and peed all over the wall and carpet.

Mom thought she was going to have to enter the Witness Protection Program. It was Daddy's van! But then she remembered the Chewy.com box that had arrived earlier that day. She ripped it open (literally...I saw her use her teeth) and ran to clean up Herman's mess. IT WORKED! Absolutely no pee smell whatsoever. And that's a miracle considering its 90+ degrees and the van is left in the driveway.

Then -- Opie picked on Daddy's computer bag. He sprayed it just as Daddy was getting ready to leave on a business trip. Opie isn't normally this problematic, but he has this thing about weird smells and if he smells something he considers weird...he deals with it in a typical man-cat way.

SIMPLE SOLUTION STAIN + ODOR REMOVER to the Rescue!

No more Opie stink on the computer bag. And for us and Mom that means Life is Good and we have more time to relax and play!


16 comments:

  1. Dori, you saved the day! So did Simple Stain and Odor Remover. Mom will have to get some. OXOX

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    1. It really works, Will. We've tried everything at my house. EVERY - THING! This stuff really really works.

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  2. That was a great review pals. I hope Daddy never knew what happened. Or if he did find out, that he praised you for doing an excellent job.

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    1. Actually, he never smelled it. But Mom finally told him. Instead of mad, he was impressed and also relieved that finally we have a product that works.

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  3. Wally needs this stuff because he stinks! ;) ~Ernie

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    1. Poor Wally. Publicly outed like that. Mol!

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  4. Wow! That is a fantastic interview and the story is told so well. Dori is such a sweetie for saving Opie.

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    1. Well, thank mew Miz Jobi. Yes, Dori is a sweetie. Opie is a good guy, he just has an over sensitive nose.

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  5. Oohhh.. That sounds like a 'wonderpurr' product, for sure. I, of course, never spray but my brother Seville... Well, we won't talk 'bout that in mixed company.

    Purrs,
    Nissy #Niss4Senate

    PS. So pleased to see you got the rolls of paper towelling afterwards. FUN! purrs

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    1. Dori's greatest joy in life is rolls of paper toweling. Thanks for commenting, Niss. Purrs!

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  6. sounds a great product,xx Rachel

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    1. Oh it is, it is! Not just for kitty pee either. It works for any kind of super smell. But that it kills cat pee pheromone is HUGE!

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  7. We just hopped over here from Dash Kitten, and we think it was meant to be. We have a sprayer and are having some inappropriate peeing issues with another of us. Mom has tried every product on the market and cannot seem to get rid of the odor. We are definitely going to have Mom get some of this. Mom's going to subscribe to your blog so we can get to know you better. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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    1. Yay! So nice to meet mew all! There are 10 of us too! I will follow you back for sure. We haven't blogged too much because we are finishing a children's book, about to publish. Need more hours in the day. But we have a super extra special event coming up that I know you will enjoy. So stay tuned!

      We also have tried so many products. But they just don't kill the pee pheromone. Had to rip out carpets, had to replace furniture. We had a sprayer a few years ago that literally destroyed our lives. But he's gone now and we are in a good place, thank cat!

      Simple Solution makes several varieties but this one in particular really really works. Especially if you attack the spray while its fresh. You may need to let it dry and spray again a couple times, but yes, the smell will go away and that's so huge. Especially in a small tight space like a car!

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